Bow down to the sun worshipers

Now I´m sure that this doesn´t happen in Australia, or if is does, I didn´t notice it. But here in Austria, when the sun starts to get a bit warm, out come the bikinis. Of course in Australia this would be still considered winter and we would still have our heaters on but in Austria the long, hard winter is considered over. Bikinis become standard attire for the whole warm period. Big Austrian Mummas with their incy, wincy bikinis working in the garden, cooking lunch, going for walks. Big Austrian men with their beer, upon beer, upon beer bellies. It doesn´t really matter what they wear as their enormous bellies cover everything below, right to the top of their skinny legs. And of course, everything worn with the obligatory socks and sandals.